Don't Be Dick
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Description
An irreverent gift book which demonstrates in an erudite and humorous way how not to be a d*ck.
We’re not implying anything but…
It’s time for a bit of no-nonsense advice in the form of some choice expletive-laden life lessons. This small but f*cking mighty tome is just the tonic to set you on the path to being an awesome human, and will teach YOU how not to be a D*CK.
UPC: 9781787832862